Jokes

Star Roars

Who's the clumsiest Jedi in the galaxy?
Bananaskin Skywalker.

What kind of car does an 800 year old Jedimaster drive?
A Toy-yoda.

What's Dracula's favourite space movie?
The Vampire strikes back.

What's got a red face, horns and is only two foot high?
Darth small.

Where do clones plant Potatoes?
In a force field.

Why did the Emperor want to go to the pub
To play Darths.

Who is the best Cowboy in space?
The clone Ranger.

What Space station cost the most money to build?
The Debt Star

What do you call a person who invites a Rancor to dinner?
The main course.

Jokes about Animals

• A horse walks into a bar and the barman says, "Why the long face?"
• Q Why do giraffes have such long legs?
  A Because they have smelly feet!
• Q What do you call a deer with no eyes?
  A No idea!
• Q What do you call a deer with no eyes that's not moving?
  A Still no idea!
• Q What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
  A Lost!
• Q What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun?
  A Sir!
• Q What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
  A Anything you like, he can't hear you!
• Two owls are playing a game of snooker.
  One of the owls commits a foul, and the umpire says, "That's two hits.".
  The other owl says, "Two hits to who?"
• A little rhyhme:
  1-1 was a racehorse
  2-2 was 1-2
  1-1-1-1 race
  2-2-1-1-2
• Q Why did the naughty chicken cross the road twice?
  A Because it was a no-good double-crosser!
• Q Why did the chicken keep getting shown the red card?
  A Because of its foul play!
• Q What game did the hedgehog play in the road?
  A Squash!
• Q How does a monkey make toast?
  A He puts it under the gorilla!

Sport Jokes

• Q. Why did the footballer wear a bib?
  A. Because he dribbled.
• Q. Why was Cinderella no good at football?
  A. Because she ran away from the ball!
• Q. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
  A. Because it was two tyred!