Jokes

Jokes are supposed to make people laugh, and that's what I'm trying to do here.

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Created on 19 October 2007 18:22 | Add a comment

A horse walks into a bar and the barman says, "Why the long face?"
Q Why do giraffes have such long legs?
A Because they have smelly feet!
Q What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A No idea!
Q What do you call a deer with no eyes that's not moving?
A Still no idea!
Q What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
A Lost!
Q What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun?
A Sir!
Q What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
A Anything you like, he can't hear you!
Two owls are playing a game of snooker.
One of the owls commits a foul, and the umpire says, "That's two hits.".
The other owl says, "Two hits to who?"
A little rhyhme:
One-One was a racehorse
Two-Two was one too
One-One won one race
Two-Two won one too
Q Why did the naughty chicken cross the road twice?
A Because it was a no-good double-crosser!
Q Why did the chicken keep getting shown the red card?
A Because of its foul play!
Q What game did the hedgehog play in the road?
A Squash!
Q How does a monkey make toast?
A He puts it under the gorilla!

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Created on 11 November 2007 19:22 | Add a comment

Q. Why did the footballer wear a bib?
A. Because he dribbled.
Q. Why was Cinderella no good at football?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!
Q. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A. Because it was two tyred!

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