Jokes
Jokes are supposed to make people laugh, and that's what I'm trying to do here.
Jokes about Animals
Created on 19 October 2007 18:22
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- A horse walks into a bar and the barman says, "Why the long face?"
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Q Why do giraffes have such long legs?
A Because they have smelly feet!
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Q What do you call a deer with no eyes?
A No idea!
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Q What do you call a deer with no eyes that's not moving?
A Still no idea!
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Q What do you call a polar bear in the desert?
A Lost!
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Q What do you call a gorilla with a machine gun?
A Sir!
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Q What do you call a gorilla with a banana in each ear?
A Anything you like, he can't hear you!
- Two owls are playing a game of snooker.
One of the owls commits a foul, and the umpire says, "That's two hits.".
The other owl says, "Two hits to who?"
- A little rhyhme:
One-One was a racehorse
Two-Two was one too
One-One won one race
Two-Two won one too
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Q Why did the naughty chicken cross the road twice?
A Because it was a no-good double-crosser!
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Q Why did the chicken keep getting shown the red card?
A Because of its foul play!
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Q What game did the hedgehog play in the road?
A Squash!
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Q How does a monkey make toast?
A He puts it under the gorilla!
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Sport Jokes
Created on 11 November 2007 19:22
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- Q. Why did the footballer wear a bib?
A. Because he dribbled.
- Q. Why was Cinderella no good at football?
A. Because she ran away from the ball!
- Q. Why couldn't the bicycle stand up?
A. Because it was two tyred!
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